Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind.
@RiazGilani Balls? Where from??
You guy there is always that 1 itch...
Here is a picture of a cow. Retweet it for no apparent reason.
Dear future wife, in case all other fails, there is one unavoidable way to give me erections....
The sun is just about to set in Rongai
Who was slapping @AKenyanGirl ??
I am guessing the management of Lifestyle do not like people idling their engines in the basement
@JuuChini wewe Alex wewe! Nakuona na ma alias zako!
TRM wako mbele! They have a whole amusement arcade on the 2nd floor
Sambareh say hallelujah!!!!!
*cough* sujui niingie nikasalimiane *cough cough* cc @iDaywa
After my encounter with traffic jana, I decided to use James Gichuru! Hah!!
Property is their passion, they said. They even showed a picture. #KnightFrank
Yaani traffic starts at Lion Place, na eti naenda Nyayo! Ssiieett!! @kamz26 pika chai ninakuja!!
Nitangoja hadi pairot akuje! Lazima nirudi nyarofi
RT @_Jimmy_K: "Mbele iko sawa," sounds like a slogan for sexual performance enhancers, not engine oil.
So I was at sonford last night and at the entrance they have a real life size state trooper!
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