Web guy by day, wine guy by night.
Red velvet, angel-filled, German chocolate. Thank the Donut King. @Sculfy #youvegotyourtrinityIvegotmine
Screw fairy dust. Sprinkling this stuff on anything is magic. No kidding. I just ate a bag of rocks covered in the stuff.
Pic of my lovely Valentine's date. I even got her candy. And they say romance is dead...pshht.
When one falls a second shall rise. Wait. I've confused my pocket knife with Buffy again.
Really, designers? Are we doing this now? Spell out your goddamn words.
@porkrind Pulled, chopped, waiting for sauce.
I don't think granola bars are supposed to be shiny.
And here's a photo of the shiny lasagna pan that my girlfriend gave me for Xmas. I have weird photos on my phone.
Hey @AmyZig, I have a better present for you. I'll give it to @mcdoeli to deliver to ya or something.
@AmyZig Aw, don't worry, lil' darlin'. Uncle Cory's got you covered.
Success! I will be back for more later. #crispystella
That's a lot of unnecessary packaging for an item the size of a pack of Trident.
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