As the crow flies so the penguin waddles
@cox_tom I saw these and thought of you
Actually I'm eyeing up Katie Price's hair as a potential temporary residence. I'm looking for a country retreat.
I asked to have my vadge jazzled but I think they misheard me #vajazzle
If she doesn't let me move into that orange nest by this time tomorrow I'm claiming it as a squat
I visited Murdoch today and left him with a little present. He'll find that's not as easily washed out as foam.
@bastardbear Something like this Cap'n?
@bastardbear or we could just use it as a ship
@bastardbear Crow reporting for duty Cap'n Bastard. I've found us some new hats, one each
@daraobriain You may have to take this one back, my cat is not amused
My timeline at the moment of 'the pie' #select committee #piegate #murdoch
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