These tweets are true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
My birthday present from my girl!
@polkadotminerva You jelly brah?
@polkadotminerva Alas, my heart belongs to Mother ;)
Just picked this up from @pulpfictionbks you could beat a man to death with it!
Me in Battle Mode: Wedding. Let's do this! #fb
My work attire for today. #Bruins #fb
@dirtymemphis My desk at work.
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