Author of the most important Pulitzer Prize Winning, Bitchy Big Brother Blog AND Big Brother Gossip Show co-host. How the hell do I do it all?
Ladies and gentlemen, your first HOH. #BB16 #FUFrankie
Is this genius or this genius? It's a glass cutting board I made! A bitch on FB came up with the line. I love it!
Thanks again to that hat wearing fop @ChiTownBB for creating my gorgeous logo just in time!
.@saygerv Does Marissa tweet? I made this for her.
NUMBER FOUR!!! (Photo shamelessly stolen from @BBGossip) #thankshaters #loveyou #BB15
Moving on up! @RealtorAmandaZ
I love it when that chapeau wearing dandy @ChiTownBB sends me my seasonal gorgeousness! #survivor
Taken right before Andy fell. #BB15
Clepto Helen stealing Slop. #BB15
Am I going to hell because I can't stop laughing? #BB15
That moment when you realize your ally is a psycho. #BB15
For the first time in her life, Helen is busy thinking, "SHUT THE FUCK UP ELISSA!" #BB15
I love this face. It says, "I can't believe everyone wants to vote out a mom!" Yes, yes they do. #BB15
Another week without seeing her perfect little treasure. #BB15
An illiterate, an Asian, a Jew and a gay walk into a bar... #BB15 #fuckmePCpolice #eddiemurphy #anthonyjeselnik
In case you missed it earlier... and they didn't show it. Amanda suggested this shirt... #BB15
Her socks don't match. I might start cutting myself. #ADD #BB15
Cave girl likes fruit. MMM. #BB15
If you block me, don't tweet at me. #youshouldbethankingme #bitch #BB15
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