Colette Lala

@ColetteLala

Author of the most important Pulitzer Prize Winning, Bitchy Big Brother Blog AND Big Brother Gossip Show co-host. How the hell do I do it all?

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Ladies and gentlemen, your first HOH. #BB16 #FUFrankie

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Is this genius or this genius? It's a glass cutting board I made! A bitch on FB came up with the line. I love it!

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Thanks again to that hat wearing fop for creating my gorgeous logo just in time!

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. Does Marissa tweet? I made this for her.

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NUMBER FOUR!!! (Photo shamelessly stolen from ) #thankshaters #loveyou #BB15

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Moving on up!

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I love it when that chapeau wearing dandy sends me my seasonal gorgeousness! #survivor

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Taken right before Andy fell. #BB15

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Clepto Helen stealing Slop. #BB15

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Am I going to hell because I can't stop laughing? #BB15

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That moment when you realize your ally is a psycho. #BB15

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For the first time in her life, Helen is busy thinking, "SHUT THE FUCK UP ELISSA!" #BB15

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I love this face. It says, "I can't believe everyone wants to vote out a mom!" Yes, yes they do. #BB15

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Another week without seeing her perfect little treasure. #BB15

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An illiterate, an Asian, a Jew and a gay walk into a bar... #BB15 #fuckmePCpolice #eddiemurphy #anthonyjeselnik

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In case you missed it earlier... and they didn't show it. Amanda suggested this shirt... #BB15

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Her socks don't match. I might start cutting myself. #ADD #BB15

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Ass. #BB15

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Cave girl likes fruit. MMM. #BB15

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If you block me, don't tweet at me. #youshouldbethankingme #bitch #BB15

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