Story of my life #wordswithfriends

Gonna try and get motivated today. #YouDontWantToSeeTheRestOfMyHouse #Slob

@JeffreyMann yep still working without showering.

Kiss Army repealed 'Don't ask, Don't tell'

@JeffreyMann what's up with that? Did you see the one for hanging too?

@kristinethebean fun stuff huh. Try this one next, it's hard to believe, but it's better.

@ElecFoodie saw this one in NY at a flea market

Perusing the L store and saw this flavored vodka that is so intriguing I had to get it. #sugardrunk

Saw this on the Words With Friends fb page. So cool.

Fb was fun today. Totally made fun of a ginger. Well he made fun of himself. #surprise

The little baby pictures on diapers scare the living crap out of me

@kristinethebean it's delish

Taking pictures with my nose. Tweeted this with my nose.

Ever regret asking a girl out?

The reasoning behind homosexuality

9lbs 21 inches of wrinkly niece. @jennichs