Part time Knott's ride operator. Full time Anaheim Ducks fan. Zombies and bow ties are cool. The whole thing, I think it's sick.

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This goddamn game...

Waiting for my mom to finish getting ready like

": white mocha frappuccino, 2 pumps raspberry syrup. Not blended. You're welcome."

bro, I totally got you some ice cream but...

Just saw this on tumblr and it made me sad. #why

": The longest human poop ever recorded was 26 feet."

This is probably my favorite thing you've ever said

This line for in n out is hurting my heart

I desperately wish this was a bottle of whiskey right now.

My teenage years

Enjoying the small amount of facial hair I can grow until I have to shave it off

is this it?

my former supervisor

the McEverything

We're at an NHL playoff game and this chick is looking at the fucking planets on her phone.

Honda Center looks beautiful from the nosebleeds.

I think it's funny that they're making me reapply for a ride that I'm already certified for.

": picccccc hahahaha"