Part time Knott's ride operator. Full time Anaheim Ducks fan. Zombies and bow ties are cool.
The whole thing, I think it's sick.
This goddamn game...
Waiting for my mom to finish getting ready like
"@Christineistiny: @CodyJ white mocha frappuccino, 2 pumps raspberry syrup. Not blended. You're welcome."
@ducksfan95 bro, I totally got you some ice cream but...
Just saw this on tumblr and it made me sad. #why
"@UberFacts: The longest human poop ever recorded was 26 feet."
@sarahhlokk This is probably my favorite thing you've ever said
This line for in n out is hurting my heart
I desperately wish this was a bottle of whiskey right now.
My teenage years
Enjoying the small amount of facial hair I can grow until I have to shave it off
@MetalMightyDuck is this it?
@BuckyHermit @KarenNSports my former supervisor
@McDonalds the McEverything
We're at an NHL playoff game and this chick is looking at the fucking planets on her phone.
Honda Center looks beautiful from the nosebleeds.
I think it's funny that they're making me reapply for a ride that I'm already certified for.
"@416to905: @CodyJ picccccc hahahaha"
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