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Damn you, autocorrect.
I got free popcorn thanks to Yahoo!
Getting prepared for an evening filled with #Seattle business networking fun. What's in your glass tonight?
What's up with the Washington State Dept of Labor & Industries pirating graphics?! http://aol.it/rfP3VM #Seattle
This is why I tend to turn off app notifications. #useless
Just saw my friend @dhlawrencexvii on a TV commercial. He's the bald one.
I'm enjoying this espresso right now at the corner table with my girlfriend, @IssaquahCoffee!
Twitter Spam #FAIL:
Etsy sells farts?!
Wow. We were double-spammed. Check it out before I delete the threads:
Thanks for the DM spam, @IncMagazine. ;) What the hell is "print?"
Maybe I hit a redundant redundancy bug? Thanks for being so descriptive, PayPal!
I just called @TwilightArt - confirmed they have Justin Hillgrove's "Party Crasher" painting. Purchased!!!
I know I shouldn't laugh at illiteracy, but...
My community investors crack me up! :)
Here's something you don't see every day. Penthouse bought ME!
Guess who is #1 with a bullet this week?
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