Chris

@ChribHibble

Active anti-vegetarianist, fervent salad-dodger and Atheist; if God was real, He wouldn't have made it possible to bite the inside of your own cheek.

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Today's jobs...

The cat's on the fucking phone AGAIN. I refuse to pay her bill this month...

Can't help but think that taking these nasty pictures off the packets would help sales...

Speaking of Rocky, I've just had one of these and it tasted NOTHING like Sylvester Stallone. Lying bastards.

I'm so self-conscious about my giant hand that it's turning me to drink...

Even if you don't feel it, try to *look* lucky...

Found some Angry Teenage Hibble drawings earlier. It's a wonder I've turned into the well-balanced individuaaAAAHHH!!

If I get sacked tomorrow it's because YOUR tweets this morning made me spend my afternoon making these.

Found the cuff links! Suppose the fact that I've taken a picture of them means I CAN go to my sister's wedding then...

Something like this, maybe?

The little doodle the Mrs left on my laptop last night for me to find this morning. (I already knew she was pregnant)

This drunk octopus tries to start a fight with me every time I go the bathroom...

This drunk octopus really wants to fight me...

This drunk octopus wants to fight me...

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