Scatological eschatology, juvenile erudition, fart jokes, casual invective, and a few good swearwords.
Fun with the inlaws fridge magnets. #RedRocket #Lipstick #Crayons #DogDicks
Mr. Salty directs you to eat his salty nuts. #Planters #ScrotumHumor #nuts
Further proof the people of Miami have no taste #RIPPancheros #CityOfBadBurritos
I've got @robbygordon's picture on my tickets for today. Hope he gets royalties!
This @padroncigar #35 was actually a #58...
Ballin' w/ Antonio y Cleopatra y @punk_lawyer #TopQuality
Thanks for fixing shit, #Yahoo. Pro tip: Beef up your "notify us of a problem" page to prevent Twitter assholes...
Matt Millen: An Overalls Life. All New Tuesday 9PM ET
Waited a long time to set this thing on fire. #SchoolsOutForEver #DrChode #OpusA
Other dog not as cooperative for the camera...
took dogs on a drive to allow a repairman peace & ended up @ everglades natl prk
Is this a fake??? #RepublicaDominicana #Fauxhiba
My friend i've been smoking cigars & occasionally watching racing with today.
The only #Heat fan in the house just HAD to bust out his lucky #DWade jersey...
Usually find religious stickers profane but a reasonable exception applies here.
I love this batshit insane #MR2. Screams like a pack of hyenas in a blender.
Scribbled nonsense on a box in kitchen; wife sheepishly asked if quote was real.
My buddy in front of a @LarryRansom sticker in the pisser at Liquor Lounge SoBe
...so the Seminole father says to his son 'Why do you ask Two Geckos Fucking?'
Pedobear in attendance among Orange Krush for the #psu #illini game. #horseplay
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