Charlotte The Baby

@CharlotteDaBaby

I just turned one-year old. I eat, I sleep, I poop. I'm sure I'll pick up other interests over time.

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I'm at a wedding tonight. Get outta my way, I'm on the dance floor!

It's my party and I'll pout if I want to. Even in my new pretty hat.

I'm on my first BART ride. Not bad, but I was expecting a higher class of service. Free drinks, maybe.

Yay! Mom found something pink it my bag! Do I look like a girl now?

I'm at the park, but this is the only ride Daddy is letting me go on:

Seriously folks, it creeps me out that you watch me when I sleep.

Way to ruin #Disneyland, Daddy, by saying I look like Steve Ballmer.

Damn, I'm cute …

I like this game, "hockey." Like me, it's loud and constantly in motion.

I like this game, "hockey." Like me, it's loud and constantly in motion.

Honestly, Daddy, I don't expect to be chauffered everywhere, but taking me on a bus like a common peasant is too much!

My political career will die in its infancy (and mine) if topless pictures of me hit the Internet ... oh, crap.

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I look good in pink too!

Daddy's wrong. That's a breast feeding callous on my upper lip, not the egg tooth with which I chewed out of mom's womb.

People ask me why I always look so perplexed (see pic). Hey, there's a lot to take in!

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