this is where i focus on cutting down my procrastinating tendencies to only 140 characters.
How I Met Your Mother can make fun of Canada all they want but you really can't beat a ti-matin/iced coffee #ohcanada
@nerdist @marcmaron stop fighting. You're both very funny & successful. Reading both your books simultaneously. mkay
This is how this Canadian is celebrating Thanksgiving @marcmaron #attemptingnormal #pancakes #perfect
Too drunk to tweet sum thing witty #drweeter #toldyah
bird has been chilling on my balcony all day. We bonded. beautiful nature. Then he flew away n shat on my lawn chair.
Way ahead of u amanda bynes #twerkin #orsumthing
@DavidSpade congrats on the Vanity Fair cover! #twinsies
I just found Jesus. He's was in my cheese
I just saw spiderman get in a fight with the language police. #montrealyourblowingit
Another productive day. #whatido
In Buses pre-smartphones -Human used to interact w each other! #oldworldnews
Finally. Gandalf wins an Oscar.
When the King of all media favorites your tweet. You've made it in the twitterverse. #heynow
Within the first 5 secs. Found new fav show. #portlandia
I think Freddie Kruger got into the toilet paper business ironically #ironically #healsolovesindiebands
Tbt #meincollege #1908 #tbt
Will never get tired of this. Made my 2012 twitter year #greatactor #greatactivist #inspired #dr.banneryouarfuckingcool
Oh good. Lil warmer today. Yay! #jesuschristjustcomebacknowandendit
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