Everyone is my friend. Until I decide to make them not my friend.
Those are some very slender capris you got there.
Our apartment complex is so nice. They give us Frankenstein lollipops. :)
I decorated my phone case in preschool today.
TELL ME this is a pink dolphin, not a fish.
Someone tell me what hydrogenated rapeseed is.
Whoever Annie is, she makes some badass fruit snacks.
Eggs and ham, oh Sam I am. (yes, it's a smiley face)
Harajuku Lovers! <3 :)
The sky looks like cotton balls. I don't understand the world.
Check out my toooobuuuh.
I freaking love frozen yogurt.
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
No way! A face in the jelly jar!
Does this not look like a face with a really big nose and a mustache? Kidding. It's my mom when she gets angry.
Alternatively, on the other side of heaven, a toilet used for barfing may be needed...
Michael looks like a girl. He also gets a facial.
@blaketothemax gets a facial.
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