The dog's asleep. The house is quiet. I'm getting a massage. Merry Christmas to me... *purrs*

I love the taste of Dutch's ass hair in the morning: it tastes like victory.

Window sills, one of my #favoritethings

Of course, The Captain's a patriot. Don't ever doubt my loyalty. I'll fight you tooth & nail.

Ahh, peace & quiet on a soft pink robe. To the victor goes the spoils. #iamthewinner

You WILL LOSE @Dutch_TheDog. Save yourself. Get off of MY BED. NOW.

That's right, it's MY lifestyle choice to lay around on various types of lingerie. Proud of it too.

Oh, Princess, you're such a dirty girl. Let me help groom you.

You lookin at me?

Duly note: @Captain_theCat has conquered the string.

TT can't you move over some more. Don't you want me to sit with you, dude?

Yes, I'm sleepy and those socks & sneakers stink.

Here's a picture of me & TT enjoying the sunset together.

You don't mind if I reach in and get *my share* of the Chicken Nuggets do you?

Oh cool! MickeyD's and some movies!

See what happens when I play with Princess Kitty. I totally deserve it but still.

Okay, TT, I'll share my blanket with you, dude.

Does this fleece blanket make me look fat?

See, I'll always love brown paper bags no matter how old I get.