Excuse me, I am not a corporate whore. I merely give sensual corporate massages.

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Suspicions confirmed:

  • 1999 days ago via site
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Well . . . that was edifying, I guess, but was the "DP show" really necessary?

  • 2385 days ago via site
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This has been long overdue, Bulldog Nation, and for that I'm sorry.

  • 2446 days ago via site
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For those of you who were concerned, the "Mountain Man" is no more; time for the bad mojo to end and the healing to begin.

  • 2514 days ago via site
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In my current state of joblessness, I have made this man my patron saint and role model.

  • 2566 days ago via site
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I don't know if this qualifies as actual "Bama bangs," but it's gettin' there.

  • 2617 days ago via site
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