I'm a beefy hunk-a-hunk-a-burnin'-love
Miss ur pet while away? New device that lets u talk to em, give em a scent & a treat too! http://abc7ne.ws/1pkY14E
The original pizza cake.
"You will go to sleep. Or I will put you to sleep." #HappyMothersDay
Can anybody tell me where I can buy a Wake 'N Bacon alarm clock? I WANT BACON!
@juliaroy Try this next time.
Have a special little one in your life? Christmas is just right around the corner!
"Hey Joey! Up yer ass!" "Hey Joey! Who's going to win the car? Yer aunt?" #lol #thegodfather3
The Shakespeare Insult Kit
Behold, the 'Shit Bitch Bear'
Time spent crying in class - via eskaliding.tumblr.com
Attention #Lyft: I want this vehicle & only this vehicle transporting me to & from my destinations. Thanks!
Check, check. Microphone check.
This is a million dollar idea...why didn't I think of that?
It's all coming together now...everything is beginning to make perfect sense!
Poor, poor Bruce Willis. Can't seem to ever say 'No'.
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