Nerd Enthusiast.Professional Amateur Comedian. Servant of All. Hater of Thin Mints. I'm not a player I just tweet a lot.
I had to tape my bag to get out the damn airport! @SouthwestAir
What are you going to do about my luggage? @AirTran
I'm EXTREMELY disappointed with the state my luggage was returned in. @AirTran
Obligatory new haircut selfie.
I. Want. You.
Why the heck not? #TwitPicYourselfInASuit
This look like me or nah?
Sure. Why not? #TwitPicYourSmileFellas
So this is happening.
I can't mute ask.fm
My coworker found this so I know what I'm going to be doing with the rest of my day.
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