T'Variusness King


Nerd Enthusiast.Professional Amateur Comedian. Servant of All. Hater of Thin Mints. I'm not a player I just tweet a lot.

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I had to tape my bag to get out the damn airport!

What are you going to do about my luggage?

I'm EXTREMELY disappointed with the state my luggage was returned in.

Obligatory new haircut selfie.

I. Want. You.

Why the heck not? #TwitPicYourselfInASuit


This look like me or nah?

Sure. Why not? #TwitPicYourSmileFellas

So this is happening.

I can't mute ask.fm

My coworker found this so I know what I'm going to be doing with the rest of my day.