California Dalek

@CaliforniaDalek

Sunshine, swimming pools, movie stars, DALEK. Not bbc affiliated. Parody account. Joking. You will not sue!

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OH?? KATY PERRY ?? HMM..
YOU DON'T SAY...

EAT YOUR HEART OUT !!
OH YAAAAAAAA!!
#Dalekbowchickabowow

WAS PILOTING THE BIEBER TESELECTA WHEN WE IMPLANTED THE TRACKING DEVICE TO SELENA GOMEZ
#BIEBERTESELECTA

TONIGHT AND TONIGHT ONLY!,
THE WEEPING ANGELS HAVE AGREED TO *TICKLE* YOU! ENJOY!
#doctorwho

#HOWDOYOUCOOKAZOMBIE
FLAMETHROWER ATTACHMENT COURTESY OF #DAVROSCORP

HAVE WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION?
MARTHA JONES vs. LEELA

HAVE WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION?
MARTHA JONES vs. LEELA

OK THAT'S IT! NOT WAITING! NO DEMO PARTY!

OK THAT'S IT! NOT WAITING! NO DEMO PARTY!

HA! HE SAID "OH DEAH"!!

HAPPY NEW PARADIGM!!

EMERGENCY BLEACH/AMMONIA DEPLOYMENT!

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE SITE OF
#DALEKSPRINGSandDAYSPA
INVESTORS WELCOMED AT
#DALEKCREDITUNION

HEY, IF THEY CAN HANDLE THE HEAT. ..
AND IT GET'S REALLY HOT IN THE #DALEKHOTTUB

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THE #DALEKHOTTUB WAS ORIG DESIGNED FOR ME TO SPEND TIME WITH MY THEN HUMAN CRUSH

BUT , I DIDN'T KNOW.. SHE'S NOT ALLOWED EITHER??

HERE WE COME!

AWFULLY COLD AND LONELY IN THE #DALEKHOTTUB .