California Dalek

@CaliforniaDalek

Sunshine, swimming pools, movie stars, DALEK. Not bbc affiliated. Parody account. Joking. You will not sue!

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OK YOU TWO. JUST HOW IN THE NAME OF DAVROS DOES #SCHWINGSPULEGESTOSSEN = #PLUNGERBUMP?

: NOT AS CREEPY AS THOSE GUYS”
HA!

70% OF EARTH IS COVERED IN WATER.
WE DALEKS HAVE CONQUERED THAT AS WELL!

: Would you like some tea with your jelly babies?”

: So, they finally tagged you for Kate Perry?”


PERHAPS ETHAN WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US IN A CUP OF TEA?

WHO WANT'S TEA?!
IT'S A DALEK TEA PARTY!!

WELL IF IT ISN'T MR. POTATO HEAD TO THE RESCUE.
WHAT A HAM.

THEON GREYJOY….
WHAT AN ASSFEZ.
#CLONK!

TONKS FROM HARRY POTTER? UNFAMILIAR.
I KNOW TENA FROM GoT.
QUITE ATTRACTIVE.

TO THE HUMAN IN CHARGE OF #NorthKorea INTERNET.-
NA NA NA NAAA..NA NA NA NA…HEY HEYYYY… BYE BYE…

: A weeping angel with two shadows. Discuss.”
CLEARLY THE ANGEL IS ON TATOOINE!