Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992.
@VictoriaPeckham @DAaronovitch Bed of Snuggle:
@anniemacdj I have a MASSIVE one I found in a skip I can lend you:
Enjoying this "shadowy murderer" wine:
It was at that point I realised, diamonds go with everything. They're dead useful:
Rude new Saucony trainers ALSO the most ethical you can buy ftw
I love that Elton John won't say if it was his or David Furnish's sperm they used for the baby:
Celebrity Watch includes this picture I drew, of the inside of Prince Harry's mind. The Times is 228 years old.
And here's the glory chaser - I'm in this month's "Drunken Bakers" in Viz. This is definitely my peak:
@SarahBrownUK Thank you for the flowers! I am now eating them!
Postbag also contains a tiger mask & "Perks Of Being A Wallflower" USB stick. 7/10 for today's postbag #postbag
In this next letter, the writer has asterixed out their work number. Strong logic.
"Post bag" also has Peter Hitchens Rizla - a sentence I never thought I'd say in my lifetime
@laurenlaverne Observe the Christmas presents I bought for my siblings:
Terrible boiled egg wrongness:
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