TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins NOW Watch What Happens Live! YA novelist http://t.co/fg5GwQ3P ALWAYS author @debenham's boo
Now I regret never taking that "Desktop Publishing for the Too Religious" class.
At the movies to see Paranormal Activity. It hasn't started yet & I'm already terrified.
@pftompkins Cookie Monster is fine, but he's started eating kids.
I leave you all with these song lyrics my youngest boy wrote today. I think the kid has got *it*:
Forget it, my family doesn't need a public healthcare option anymore!
But TODAY is Friday!
They say men don't multitask, but this guy's reading the Post AND watching Darjeeling Ltd. Maybe he has an undetected ovary?
No, this Cowboy's not REALLY in a board meeting. Our subway car's just wearing a Hyatt conference room costume. Trompe l'oeil!
Pretending to be the 1st officer of the Starship Enterprise.
Classic cross-country race potential movie disaster in REAL LIFE!
My younger son, enjoying @tedleo's set at #fotgathering. Your eyes don't need to be open!
At the #fotgathering! Here's my kids with @efd. Exciting!
@tedleo Don't hate yourself. How do you think I "got" my kids?
Hairy hotdogs: Phase 2!
My children's dinner tonight: Hairy hotdogs, Phase 1.
Look @pftompkins & @nelsonofnelson! G & T made with my blue birthday gin! Come over!
Happy 4th of July @pftompkins. Did you have a HOT DOG?
@BillCorbett When I'm disgusted w/American Apparel's ads, I think how much worse it could be. And is.
@ellenpaige @drlawyercop I think this is what is on the womens' powder room door!
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