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He's got the "Tween Waiting in Line to See Santa at Macy's" blues:
#neckpets @jennastern @unsupervised @trumpetcake @wadetoblack
"I might have eaten the presents. My bad."
@johnmoe We just saw Mr. Fox too! Here's our new look.
Lincoln enjoys the season's first screening of 'A Christmas Story.'
Like the Rockefeller Center tree, the @debenhams' tree came from a farm in Easton, CT.
@trumpetcake I took the liberty of selecting your party outfit as well!
I am wearing these to @trumpetcake's party, assuming I'm invited.
I wasn't going to eat Turkey this year, but this one looks too delicious!
I never knew until this year that this is how Brussels Sprouts are born!
@randazzoj Black plague art for you!
New Moon conversation hearts are like regular conversation hearts, but sparkly! And may make you live forever.
@pftompkins The outfit on the left, please.
Can't decide if this is a crime against Forrest Gump or a crime against hot dogs.
I cannot believe this is on 90% off sale at Target!
If you don't have a nightstand, get one! Look what appeared on mine.
I was avoiding posting Halloween pics, but my little Mr. Spock was cute! Sorry!
Have you seen this cat? Forensic artist renders age-progression of my missing cat, Penny:
I didn't use this because I DON'T!
Terrifying Halloween decoration, done. (Thank you, Eli)
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