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I have a former co-worker, Henry Brown. His favorite movie is "Norbit." This is his tribute to Liz Taylor/FB profile pic.
@heliumcell Here's a little former hair.
@hodgman My kids broke into your stateroom & bit your monkey!
Normal wedding reception activity: @hodgman reads tips on picking up millionaires.
@Qwertycris @JennaStern @mitdasein #catroulette
Son busted a gut looking at Supercuts hairstyle book. Love that we'll always share making fun of things like this:
Who's going to this Grand Central Station exhibit? BESIDE nearsighted tranny/prosties?
Who's going to this Grand Central Station exhibit? BESIDES farsighted tranny/prosties?
Who's more passive aggressive than the one who creates an office bathroom sign? The one who corrects an office bathroom sign.
If you hate it then you shoulda put a plague on it!
@JoeMande I have your set in my bathroom.
@johnmoe Look what craft service has tonight! #candyclub
@isplotchy Where is the pop culture place that I have seen this hairdo before? I thought Sound of Music, but no...
Did you know that under his cape, the Phantom of the Opera has sick abs? Swoon!
Unfortunate doorway tarp:
@dav3ston3 @plaidgirl @pjwaldron @bigplastichead Here's what the moon looks like for the rest of us!
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