A businessmanish co-founder of Panic Inc (Mac/iOS apps) ⋆ Publisher of upcoming video game Firewatch ⋆ Let's talk about things we love
“Oohhhhh! It’s a…” *voice gets squeaky* “…teeny tiny little iPhone!”
Also, Oreo just escalated the filling wars to FatCon 5: Oreo Mega Stuf. #New
Guys, it’s time. Check your stores. Lay’s Chicken and Waffles, Cheesy Garlic Bread, and Sriracha. #New
My iPhone 5 camera had weird spots. Apple replaced it, but the new phone is worse?! (That red thing?) Pure white photo:
Recently, Apple Store replaced my iPhone 5S because of spots on the camera. The new phone is… worse?! Pure white photo:
CRACKER JACK’D features redesigned sailor boy and dog, now sneering jerks that hate your dumb face
#New! Two cereals – Peanut Butter Toast Crunch?! – and a long lost friend. (Just doing my job.)
This Christmas cracker joke makes literally no sense, AND includes a secret message from China!
PDX: go try Blue Star Donuts! Possibly divisive – sort-of bread-like – I vote them VERY delicious.
Also #new: Chex Mix Muddy Buddies Peppermint Bark (?), Pepperidge Farm Signatures, obesity.
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