Cabel Sasser

@cabel

A businessmanish co-founder of Panic Inc

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“Oohhhhh! It’s a…” *voice gets squeaky* “…teeny tiny little iPhone!”

“Oohhhhh! It’s a…” *voice gets squeaky* “…teeny tiny little iPhone!”

Also, Oreo just escalated the filling wars to FatCon 5: Oreo Mega Stuf. #New

Also, Oreo just escalated the filling wars to FatCon 5: Oreo Mega Stuf. #New

Guys, it’s time. Check your stores. Lay’s Chicken and Waffles, Cheesy Garlic Bread, and Sriracha. #New

My iPhone 5 camera had weird spots. Apple replaced it, but the new phone is worse?! (That red thing?) Pure white photo:

Recently, Apple Store replaced my iPhone 5S because of spots on the camera. The new phone is… worse?! Pure white photo:

CRACKER JACK’D features redesigned sailor boy and dog, now sneering jerks that hate your dumb face

CRACKER JACK’D features redesigned sailor boy and dog, now sneering jerks that hate your dumb face

#New! Two cereals – Peanut Butter Toast Crunch?! – and a long lost friend. (Just doing my job.)

#New! Two cereals – Peanut Butter Toast Crunch?! – and a long lost friend. (Just doing my job.)

This Christmas cracker joke makes literally no sense, AND includes a secret message from China!

This Christmas cracker joke makes literally no sense, AND includes a secret message from China!

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PDX: go try Blue Star Donuts! Possibly divisive – sort-of bread-like – I vote them VERY delicious.

PDX: go try Blue Star Donuts! Possibly divisive – sort-of bread-like – I vote them VERY delicious.

Also #new: Chex Mix Muddy Buddies Peppermint Bark (?), Pepperidge Farm Signatures, obesity.