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Hangover. Beale Street. Breakfast. Now shhhh.
ATTENTION EVERYONE: Jazz hands required beyond this point.
Here’s another shot of the presumably water-soaked label. The order was paper goods. Was. @USPS
Golly, @USPS, thanks! #notreally
I don’t think it’s just the page.
Kitten baby cupcakes. And sex, probably.
@WendiAarons I wouldn’t worry unless this tumbles off his tender lips.
@TxStormChasers Taylor, TX. Biggest we found outside the door. Approx 1/2 inch.
We bought a Keurig in December. By mid-January we had three little brew zombies in the house.
@JustinRyan No video. I hate my voice. Here’s a pic.
More on that:
@TxStormChasers The smoke from wildfire is in Taylor now.
One of Cordelia’s pages from @wimpykid’s Do-It-Yourself Book. Ummmm.
I love this kid.
@TxStormChasers From just W of Taylor, TX. Virga!
A conversation with infant goddaughter via text with @DMEdwards.
Sleeping enthusiastically. #kitten
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