US tour starts this week. First stop - Arlington, VA. You'll know it's me when you see this rolling though town:

Perogie Jim Duggan

Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Eddie Gaedel: 3 feet, 7 inches tall; 65 pounds. Highest on-base percentage in Major League history.

"Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations." — V. Nabokov

If you laugh at this, you're a terrible, terrible person.

In the olden days, it was a bad thing if someone called you "the cat's pajamas".

Velour.

I've been trying a weird new diet for the last few months. Here's a picture of me, before and after...

You know you have a drinking problem when this happens.

Paulette Goddard was my kind of gal.

It's a beautiful day for a bike ride, but for goodness' sake, be safe and choose your outfit carefully.

It's impossible to choose a favorite image of Marilyn Monroe, but this one is way up there for me.

"Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations." — V. Nabokov

Yipee! It's time for Uncle Buck's Saturday morning Swedish cartoon cavalcade.

I've got a crazy idea for you, but I'll give you a day to think it over...

Sioux me. Listen: http://ur1.ca/4ahvl

Miles, killin' 'em - listen: http://ur1.ca/4a7h8

"Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations." — V. Nabokov

More apocalyptic fun from Uncle Buck's Saturday morning cartoon cavalcade!