Andrew Bryz-Gornia

@Bryz_OffTheMark

Writer at, well, Off The Mark. Firm believer that everything needs moar baseball.

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The most sensible channel listing I have ever seen, because it's almost entirely alphabetized.

Sneak peek at this week's Breakfast & Baseball post: Brian Dozier's got more swings than .

My family has a garden plot at the Blaine City Hall, and this is the result of our first harvest: 3 pea pods.

Looks like I found a scrappy middle infielder in my Words With Friends game.

Burninating the game board!

FanGraphs thinks Yoenis Cespedes is a machine, as evidenced by the blatant use of ones and zeroes.

The best part of Easter.

OH MY GOD THE EYES

In case you didn't see on Facebook... Oh eyeglasses, it appears I will never quit you.

Alright, who the fuck chose these colors? I can't differentiate between the two. #UnfairToTheColorBlind

How much of a Twins fan am I? I just made my Minecraft character a Twins t-shirt.

Found this pic on the link just posted. This wins all of my internets for tonight.

The goofy Wolves logo that ESPN put through the shredder.

The finished, "One hell of a road trip" road trip. Can you figure out what this is?

And not a single fuck was given that day.

Today's picture (in case you hadn't seen it on OTM) is Joe Nathan and playing with her cat.

This has been the background to my 2 laptops since Game 163 of 2009. I may need a new one now.

Pork Chop Guy and I reunited at TwinsFest.

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