You should get to know my scrotum. Listen to the FACTS every Friday at 4:30 CST on Yahoo! Sports Radio with serial rapist @TravisRodgers.
Golf with my main man @travisrodgers. Yes, I'm short. Yes, I'm fat. Go!
Hey @travisrodgers, look out for the homeless dude behind you. HE'S PACKING ETHER!
@travisrodgers Little League coaches orientation tonight. Don't worry, I made sure greatness was represented.
My neighbor gets my vote for t-shirt of the millennium.
SPOILER ALERT! Don't ruin the ending for me, guys.
I'm 100 percent hetero, but I would let this man have his way with me. He has beautiful hair. FACT.
Here's a sexy pic of me urinating in the desert. HUMBLEBRAG!
How can a guy that unironically rocks this sweet look be so tragically undersexed? HUMBLEBRAG!
@deathbysexy Sierra Nevada/The Abbey Ovila Saison #BEER
Top of the World, Laguna Beach. I feel like hell.
Yes, it's official. I am still 13-years-old.
Daddy's Little Helper*. *combined with certain doctor-recommended, ahem, "herbal" remedies - FACT.
My life will not be complete until some forces sex upon me in this vehicle.
@travisrodgers I nearly got cougared. FACT.
Hey @Fidoz, I think I found your douchier doppelganger. Douchelganger.
I totally forgot to tell you guys that I ran into Shirley Hemphill this weekend. Looking good!
I'm partial to red. RT @Derse12: @TravisRodgers and @BrianBeckner can start a checkered Vans museum.
BRUTAL commute to the Chargers game.
BRUTAL commute to watch MY Chargers.
Lagunitas Lucky 13 Anniversary Ale. Hope this gets Mrs. Beckner in the mood for a Lucky 3½. #BEER
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