Just zip-lining over the Las Vegas strip. No big deal.

@bobjenz @therosseverett I'm the white "Peele?" Well...Twitter told me that you're the straight Michael Buckley!

Hah! Currently stalking people using #EscapeRoutes FLOODING TWITTER:

Brett on NBC

Left-to-Right (StepBro, StepSister, Me, Dad, Step Mom, Brother, SisterInLaw, Mom, Step Dad, SisterInLaw, Brother).

Gay guys go to Cirque Du Soleil on Valentines Day (pooping my pants with excitement):

Han Solo vs. My Uncle Lyle

Editing with @iamraynbow in bed #YouTubeRelationship

That's why I date dudes

Brett 2.0

This hottie next to me is playing "hard-to-get." I'll get off this plane & FIND YOU!

Happy Thanksgiving! Make sure to get "BrettTheIntern's Spicy Corn Chowder Soup." Thanks @CateringChicago. Check it out!

@CharlesTrippy I see your 65% and raise you 71%

Seriously? Again?

Seriously Heisenberg, quit hanging out at your car wash & start making meth!

Two yellow paths diverged in the woods, I choose the road less peed in -

Bitches love me:

#GayShay

I get my hair from my Dad (he's a chimpanzee).