Brent Ozar

@BrentO

Microsoft Certified Master of SQL Server, MVP, published author, consultant. I love databases, teaching, travel, and laughing.

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Windows 7 can't get here fast enough.

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Uh, Equifax, I may not know the answer, but you #fail.

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The Houston Chronicle knows something about MJ's murder! Headline placement fail at chron.com.

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Evidently the Miami Herald never did like Michael Jackson.

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Either Twitter has another database problem, or my number of followers just doubled.

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just so you believe I tested it, heh -

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OK, just need to set up backups to make sure my Windows 7 machine is protected from crashes and - daaaamn.

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Think jobs are tough to find in YOUR area? Check out the software jobs in my town.

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