So far no good.
"If things go tits up, I will kick a panda in the bollocks." Karl #AnIdiotAbroad3
@RealRonJeremy Please don't die, you're my hero.
@JoseCanseco Do you remember being on top of the world?
She can't help herself. #CuddleFest
Douche chills upon entering Belk.
This shit is big time.
Thank u again @terryjaymes I still worship your no having kids advice! #foundAGirlWithNoKids
Cold to go.
Jesus Christ, I think we did it! Spinach, broccoli, carrots, walnuts & almond milk! #Nutriblast #BrainCandy
Oh no he didn't
RT @ChristinaP @tomsegura "what's up Barry?!"
Shhiiittt. You already know.
A shark in someone's yard in #NewJersey. #Sandy
Not a bad Halloween costume. Not bad at all.
I'm all hopped up on "The Hulk": Spinach, avocado & other fruits smoothie. #Nutribullet
@pattonoswalt Do you think Dee Snyder's sister is twisted?
@deesnider your sister is pretty twisted.
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