Matthew Cocker

@BrandyTartlet

Never far from a glitter-cannon or dry ice. My views are not my own, they are those of a dreadful count who has control of my rather feeble mind.

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I've been told by that I've not posted a pic of a near-naked hunk draped artfully in a chair for ages. So:

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Good morning all. Here, have a photo of a fat cat in dungarees:

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One from the 'Strange Things Seen On Buses' collection. Have lovely evenings all, I must go and get some sleep.

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Meanwhile, on a billboard somewhere in Hungary:

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I'm taking a bit of time away from my hangover to bring you these: pickled stuffed toys. Why pickled? No idea.

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Great idea for an ad campaign:

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#HappyThanksgiving to those in the U.S. If you're having turkey, don't forget the bacon!

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Well dear people, it's time for me to leave Twitter & imbibe some wine. I don't care about drawing horses.

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Dumbledore is on the train:

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Really? Perhaps he's good with balloon animals:

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What motivates you?

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Thoughtlessly-positioned sponsorship logo:

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Good morning all. When taxidermy goes wrong:

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Time for my evening dose of wine. I leave you for today with this, possibly the most ill-judged book cover *ever*

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Best blow-job of the day:

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When candlelight surprises go wrong:

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For those who can't use the previous link, here's Andy's poster design for the forthcoming Star Wars VII`:

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The world's most expensive piece of cardboard:

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Just hanging around, I guess.

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Please help Frank Jenkinson:

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