Matthew Cocker

@BrandyTartlet

Never far from a glitter-cannon or dry ice. My views are not my own, they are those of a dreadful count who has control of my rather feeble mind.

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Tonight I will order ALL THE BIRIYANI:

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Well, who can put a price on 'terrifying'?

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Amusing advertisement fail, courtesy of the Willesden Electricity Department in 1936.
#FAIL

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And now, some splendid news from the laboratory.
*Says, "Oh I am pleased," in the manner of Mrs Overall*

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Jabba the Hutt is very pleased with his new coffee table:
#StarWars

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Rather disturbing from one so young, but it's made me laugh like a simpleton:

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Even snakes can be a bit OCD.

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Greetings all & happy Monday. I hope your weekends made you moist with pleasure.
And now: supermarkets explained.

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Right, it's time to seize the weekend by the hand and skip hence. Fare thee well till Monday, you gorgeous lot.

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WHICH HAIR?
Once, long ago, mine was quite like the one in the middle.
Shut up: it was the 1980s.

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Tired #Spiderman gets a lift through Manhattan.

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I don't think we need the services of Doctor Freud to analyse little Jimmy:

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Family portrait of the day.
She's afraid of getting wet, but not scared of suffocating.

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And now it's mouth-to-mouth resuscitation time for me.
Adieu for today. May your evenings be oozing with pleasure.

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OK, who wants a Martinez?
1oz gin, 1oz sweet vermouth, 1/4oz maraschino cherry liqueur, dash of orange bitters.

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Very important news just in from the Chicago Tribune:

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If you're going out to sunbathe today, don't forget your UV protection cream.

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This morning I am mostly wondering how I don't have the most perfect teeth in the world.

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Farewell for today, you adorable folk. I must now go and wrest my wine away from this eager elephant.
#WineTime

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Now this is what I call flagrantly ignoring a sign:

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