Never far from a glitter-cannon or dry ice. My views are not my own, they are those of a dreadful count who has control of my rather feeble mind.
Tonight I will order ALL THE BIRIYANI:
Well, who can put a price on 'terrifying'?
Amusing advertisement fail, courtesy of the Willesden Electricity Department in 1936.
And now, some splendid news from the laboratory.
*Says, "Oh I am pleased," in the manner of Mrs Overall*
Jabba the Hutt is very pleased with his new coffee table:
Rather disturbing from one so young, but it's made me laugh like a simpleton:
Even snakes can be a bit OCD.
Greetings all & happy Monday. I hope your weekends made you moist with pleasure.
And now: supermarkets explained.
Right, it's time to seize the weekend by the hand and skip hence. Fare thee well till Monday, you gorgeous lot.
Once, long ago, mine was quite like the one in the middle.
Shut up: it was the 1980s.
Tired #Spiderman gets a lift through Manhattan.
I don't think we need the services of Doctor Freud to analyse little Jimmy:
Family portrait of the day.
She's afraid of getting wet, but not scared of suffocating.
And now it's mouth-to-mouth resuscitation time for me.
Adieu for today. May your evenings be oozing with pleasure.
OK, who wants a Martinez?
1oz gin, 1oz sweet vermouth, 1/4oz maraschino cherry liqueur, dash of orange bitters.
Very important news just in from the Chicago Tribune:
If you're going out to sunbathe today, don't forget your UV protection cream.
This morning I am mostly wondering how I don't have the most perfect teeth in the world.
Farewell for today, you adorable folk. I must now go and wrest my wine away from this eager elephant.
Now this is what I call flagrantly ignoring a sign:
©2016 Twitpic Inc, All Rights Reserved