Matthew Cocker

@BrandyTartlet

Never far from a glitter-cannon or dry ice. My views are not my own, they are those of a dreadful count who has control of my rather feeble mind.

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"My name is Blond."

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Happy birthday, London Underground. I'll bet it wasn't like this 150 years ago:

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Greetings, dear people. What better way to start the day than with a photo of Katye West:

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Ah, 5.30pm, how nice to see you. I think that means it's time to head off for some fun. Happy evenings all.

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The Bonnie Tyler GPS. (Not suitable for driving in France.)

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It's that time in the afternoon when only a picture of a dog wearing a giraffe outfit will do:

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Now these are what I call waterfront properties

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A very happy birthday to you, :-)

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Oh, well done Cathy:

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Greetings, all. This morning I bring you the truth behind the logos:

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A sure fire way to ensure people come to your wedding:

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What could *possibly* go wrong?

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You know what they say about men in big, pointy, cerise shoes? No, I don't either.

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Salutations, all. Lest we forget what Twitter was invented for: ARISTOCAT

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One from the 'Conflicted Superhero' collection:

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Continuing the, 'METH: NOT EVEN ONCE,' theme:

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Best diet ever:

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Greetings, dear people. What do you think: too early?

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And now, Les Miserables through the medium of emoticons:

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*Bites lip* - so close

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