Matthew Cocker

@BrandyTartlet

Never far from a glitter-cannon or dry ice. My views are not my own, they are those of a dreadful count who has control of my rather feeble mind.

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"A long time ago in a neighbourhood far, far away..."
#StarWars family portrait.
Oh, those pugs:

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And now an important message about this footwear.
No.
No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO!

#NO

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Ooh - *claps excitedly like a lab chimp on amphetamines* - glow in the dark gravel.
#WANT

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THIS

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And now, as salient warning against letting a friend loose on your résumé:

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Oh, dear lord, I hope whoever this is means their pet cat and not their lower portions:

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I leave you for today with a still from the latest episode of Cat Trek: where no feline has dozed before.

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Greetings. I hope your weekends are proving frabjous.
Film news & casting for the remake of Easy Rider is complete

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D'oh.
Inappropriate choice of T-shirt:

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To wipe-up the embarrassment of getting the character wrong in my Sandra Bullock pic, a splendid ad for loo-rolls.

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And now, because everybody likes Sandra Bullock, here she is dressed as Woody from Toy Story.

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Oh, so classy.
Where's the oddest public place you've been caught in the act?
http://tinyurl.com/l2hnygo

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Friday felicitations, all.
Much as I dislike the adjective, I guess this would be called a fine 'bromance'.

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Uhm, I think I'll pass, thanks all the same.

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If somebody would kindly install this in my home at the earliest opportunity I'd be nauseatingly grateful, thanks.

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And now, lovers of LEGO and Freddy Mercury, prepare to SQUEE.
(But I take no responsibility for the bad pun.)

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Oh, help me, HELP ME.
I went to a bad part of the internet & this was there and now I'll NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
*Cries*

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And now, here's the forecast for tonight.
(It's as though the sign writer actually knows me. Spooky.)

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Now this is a photo of Niagara Falls you don't see every day:

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Another classic from the 'disturbed children' series:

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