Matthew Cocker

@BrandyTartlet

Never far from a glitter-cannon or dry ice. My views are not my own, they are those of a dreadful count who has control of my rather feeble mind.

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Mr. Tea

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Good morning all & happy Wednesday.
For those wondering whether Hell really exists, here's evidence that it does:

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I think this book was written with me in mind:

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H'm, this balloon shows rather more of Spiderman than we're used to seeing:

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Greetings all & happy Tuesday.
Ah, he's obviously been caught up in the "be more dog" campaign:

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Finally, wine!
Bonsoir, you saucy nuggets of delight.

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Look where Johnny's got to now:
#TheShining

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Greetings all. I hope your weekends were drenched in pleasure.
My evening entertainment has already been sorted:

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Right, sassy folk, I'm vacating Twitter until Monday. Have wonderful weekends & don't forget to PARTY.

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24 Fitness in Hawaii.
Uhm, not a great start:

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OK, I know what you've been waiting all morning to see:
ZOMBIE POODLE

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Good morning all & happy Friday.
Anyone for fingering?
I'm thinking probably not. In fact, definitely let's not.

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I leave you for today with this splendid bit of street art, courtesy of Tasso.
May your soirees be soignee.

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Well I don't know about McDonald's in New York, but I'm certainly loving it:
#NewYork

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Soothe young children with this charming cuddly toy:

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Throbbing Thursday greetings, all.
This morning I bring you an example of an unfortunate juxtaposition:
#Fail

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I leave you for today with news that the entrance to Hell has opened at a shop in Japan.
Sweet dreams.
#Horror

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"When the working day is done, oh Xenomorphs just wanna have fun."
OK, that doesn't really fit with Cyndi's tune:

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ATTENTION TWITTER - I'VE FOUND YOUR IDEAL ACTION FIGURE:

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Radiant Wednesday greetings, all.
Ah, friendship. Saying, "Sorry," was the clincher.

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