Matthew Cocker

@BrandyTartlet

Never far from a glitter-cannon or dry ice. My views are not my own, they are those of a dreadful count who has control of my rather feeble mind.

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Impressive.
In my childhood, sandcastles were just upturned buckets of compacted sand, like little fezzes.

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Good morning all and happy Thursday.
Gandalf won't let me sit down.

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Well, this really is the last straw:

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If wall-mounted animal heads could speak:

"OMG, I've been, like, totally badly stuffed!"

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SOTP

In teh mane of vole.

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What happens when a Brony writes a CV?
'My Little Resume.'
*Walks slowly into sea fully clothed & keeps going*

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Not just the only, but the oldest.
Yay for George.
#VillageGay

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Well I suppose it was just asking for mischief, really.

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Salutations all & happy Tuesday.
This morning I bring you Ryan Gosling featuring as a spider & hideous tattoo.

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Night force.
Attractive and stylish sleepwear for all the family.
#StarWars

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I hope you're going to sport a suitably stylish hat or fascinator.
Thus:

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Oh yeah, finally I get a big hunk in my mouth:

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Forget the Syrian crisis and strife in Egypt, this is definitely the biggest news story of the day.

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Greetings all. I hope your weekends were sticky with pleasure.
I made a sign - especially for tradesmen.

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Meanwhile, on Etsy: an ideal gift for a newly-wed, or a blind person:

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And now, in 'painful pricks' news:

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Lest we forget, this remains one of the 10 most horrifying images in the world - and a terrible advert for yoga.

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Well thank you VERY much, Captcha.

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This morning I took a short cut and went right through the back entrance.

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I don't think many growing lads need much encouragement, Disney.

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