I'm sarcastic, cranky and witty. I tend to have a dirty mind but my heart is usually in the right place. I mostly tweet nonsense. Follow at your own risk.

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Nothing better than a mug of cold beer on your birthday...or any day.

Homemade birthday pancakes. Mmmm.

Mmmm better than McD's

I am now Queen of the Grill!

Proof I get my phallic tendencies from my mother...

New toy. Can't wait to use him tomorrow.

Um sure, help yourself to my milk...

My pussy loves ice cream

Cookies anyone?

Dead bee!


Someone ain't happy with me ...

Disappointed my nuts aren't as hot as they claim. "Fire" my ass.

He loves ice cream