Grant me the serenity to chug the whiskey I cannot sip, the courage to smoke the weed I can find and the wisdom to know what's good in the hood. Amen.
*side eye* i do believe this is the beginning of the cybermen.
Sunday: It's about catching up.
My first pic in the new place. Note to self: get glamorous lighting for upcoming lonely photoshoots.
Note to self... Office Edition
How I maintain professionalism in the office.
Testing uno dos tres
Kickin up my feet at my new Coos and Nina-less desk
This meeting is in 5mins. I can't answer any of this shit truthfully - I Would get fired IMMEDIATELY.
RT @josephbananas I want some mutha fuckin Club crackers...
Happy 4/20, stoners! I think I'm gonna watch Clerks to celebrate.
RT @Zaqree Guys, if you catch a feeling just let me know, I love sex, and I don't want a boyfriend.
Dear Perpetrator of the Single/Taken TT: Please accept this TwitPic as a threat to your physical well-being.
My first pic taken on my new laptop and yea, I bring the cheez-wiz. Wanna fight about it?
YOU SEE THIS FRUSTRATING ASS SHIT?!
@josephbananas I TOLD YOU I AIN'T SCARED #breakfassss
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