I murder birds! Not a fan.
Never fall asleep watching your owner on the toilet.
My official Christmas card to all my beloved fans on such a blessed occasion.
Met a new 5 month old kitten at the vet today. Told him with a little coaching he too could murder birds.
"Just because I can reach my unit probably isn't the best reason to lick it as much as I do"
I'm an f**king outdoor cat! This snow thing just doesn't work at all for me.
My ice box is getting a little low. Time to get to work I suppose.
@BurrrLover That cat looks full. Good man. Here have some dessert <•))))><
Nothing sexy about Angry Birds.
Tell them to expect this! RT @BurrrLover: @BirdMurderer Angry Birds would woop yer ass bomber style Clyde!!
This is my "Watch a swallow sh*t his pants face"
@MrsRupertPupkin All adults do is hump in front of you. Room for another cat in your life?
Do you think he'd take me? I a bad boy. RT @caycanuck: Jesse Eisenberg is a foster parent for cats?!
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