Clyde

@BirdMurderer

I murder birds! Not a fan.

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Oh totally. Check it out. He once fell asleep on spent gum and an open box of Crispers. #true

This pic of me would make a great tramp stamp. Ladies?

Ok this one makes me look like I have lipstick on. Screw it - I'm gorgeous.

Time to update some Instagram pics of me. Enough with the f---ing DM's. I'm doing it!

I'm pleased to announce the mouse living under the fridge the past 2 weeks finally came out to take a peek. #BadIdea

I'm pleased to announce the mouse living under the fridge the past 2 weeks finally came out to take a peek. #BadIdea

I spent most of the day asleep on a pudding cup. You?

I still am pretty you know!

Currently dreaming of the doves that will be released at the Royal Wedding. Never killed a dove. But would.

I told the neighbor cat that after this.

Another follower attempts to draw me. #JesusH

Here the one with the limp. I just realized he's only got the one leg. YES!!! #OpenSeasonOnBirdMurdering

Single? Feel free to use me as your "pretend" Valentine. Tell you're co-workers you and Clyde have a hot date.

Murder scene or lazy slob? You decide.

Another late night trying to get past another impossible level. #AngryBirds

Another late night trying to get past another impossible level.

Owner too lazy to wash a freakin' bowl so here I am forced to drink out of a red plastic beer cup.

Message to my new followers. Here's how I got my name. (viewer discretion is advised)

Me chilling where the Christmas tree use to be. #dontjudge

This is a picture of the day I gave up fish for birds. #no<•))))><

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