"You are now entering Scotland" woof! Stopped at Gretna Green #motorwayservices. It's raining and it smells on manure:( #fb

At the top of Roughtor already, now to descend so we can take on Brown Willy #fb

Waiting for Simon Amstel to begin.....

Pissing it down but I don't care - committed to the cause

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.... or Infared hayfever cure!

Rudolf the red nosed raindeer.... or Infared hayfever cure!

Idlewild were pretty awesome, it's amazing how many words you remember after all this time...

Just caught my childhood favourites -Toploader. They've still got it!

My laptop in bits - motherboard change - ouch!

The temperature in my living room, next to the temperature I would like it to be.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....

Drinks in the Tavern...

Getting the Polish to polish my car..... The clues in the name really.

I can't believe Nat has won 4 times tonight! £17.25! And there's still 2 games to go!

Nat and her winnings. Turns out she had to share £5 by 4 people. Check out her pipe of cash!

Finally leaving the isle of shite behind....

Check out the size of this cucumber! F me in the A! #iowfest

Dinner round a table with chairs and everything! Such luxury! #iowfest

Me, front of the crowd for the Stereophonics, with my reputation?

Queues.... :(