Hi! My name is Aaron. THESE ARE MY INNERMOST THOUGHTS.
Watching the eclipse with pals... Who should we murder as a sacrifice?!
Clothes make the man, but who makes the clothes? Prrrrrobably a sweatshop. #DiscountSuits #StayClassy
Since calculator watches are now "cool", I've been forced to go even nerdier. BLAME YOURSELVES FOR THIS.
Starting the #PartyKrug Partybus adventure with @heatherkrug & @DelbertShoopman. God help us.
I thought *I* had it bad every morning: WB Security even stopped BATMAN. I hope he remembered his ID.
... And what are YOU doing tonight?!
Sent our Team Coco intern out to get a new paper towel holder. He came back with THIS.
The notes I took during today's incredibly important meeting.
Ah, that famous Michigan Springtime hail. #Ouch #AnnArbor #Tornado
Things got a bit out of hand after the @liljon party. We're all friends you guys.
Things got out of a bit hand after the lil Jon party. We're all friends you guys.
Oh, look! I found the infamous "Indianapolis Bleeding Wall"! #PopularTouristSpots
Just went to @JambaJuice and got ALL THE BOOSTS. I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER.
It's the first night of #MeatWeek @ Original Texas BBQ King! LET'S DO THIS.
We're headed to the beach. No one comes back alive. #joyboypartybus
OH WE GOT SOME BAGPIPES UP IN HERRRRRE
At the Rabbie Burns Scottish bday celebration, eating Haggis with @delbertshoopman. YUM!
Aaaah! Awesome belated bday gift from my folks: A "Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald" watch! #BESTPARENTSEVER.
At the @PenguinPrison show! Holy Fuck. Download this album immediately and dance it out.
Looks like the last time I wore these pants I was drinking 40s. Also... I don't wash my pants that often?
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