Writer. There, I said it.
Worse pic - but it's a bra on a step! Love!
Dreadful pic - but the clock face is orange!
And then I see this on bedroom carpet... That does it. Coming home. Fuck this shit.
'Memorable...'? What's in it? Crack?
Shocker shocker! Love Beeb's man...
Good times #TheBigBingoShow
Look at Santa's huge cock!!
Pornstar Martini. Last time I had one of these I told @mrjonathanrudge I love him. Still do.
Obligatory Champagne cocktail photo
Is this your full name, @ricardopresto?
I never noticed the 'M' before! Mmmmmmm...
Or is it, @davidpreece12...?
You tell me, @PaulBurston...
Think I'll pass. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha #ha
Buy this for your mum/wife/gf/sister. She'll *love* it!
Manchester diet going great
My dates @nickielk and @emmamacxx are enjoying each other's company *gooseberry face*
Me and @nickielk in the toilet
Look what Santa bought me!!!!
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