The antidote to an early morning, a hangover, a day at work and a Thursday. LOVELY.

We didn't steal this menu. Just so we're clear on that...

@AsmahZafar Here ya go

Fuck.

I renacted a little part of Sound of Music. It went down a storm.

@jakethepaddy's leaving shindig... This probably won't be my finest hour.

... Obviously.

Two days off in a row. Day 2, starting well.

Swedish toast and cheese and chive primula, one of life's greatest simple pleasures.

Pixie Lott giving it some. And although I was originally cynical, that woman can SING. And, it has to be said, the girls got rythym.

The Underscore front row, obviously. And that's not lemonade she's drinking... And on school night. Shocking.

@delicious_fires Get a load of that!

@delicious_fires Get a load of that!

Never before has one needed this more... Ladies and gentlemen of Mayfair, you were wonderful.

If I had to define perfection, it'd be this.

Meet FiFi who won't stay still long enough to have her picture taken!

Meet FiFi who won't stay still long enough to have her picture taken!

Sonofabitch.

Bastard Fringe. I bloody hate it. Thank GOD for hair grips.