Benn Mendoza


Professionally rambunctious, but only mildly offensive. I might climb your curtains. I like unicorns & find solace in the dairy isle.

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This is what happens after aerial class.

This is real life folks.

It's a party at the 99¢. #sorryforpartying

DIPPED in class. #fancylady

Alright. I got to see my godson Harry. He's kinda awesome. And he liked my hat. What can I say? The kid has taste.

Awww... Just when I'm missing my rude boy, what do I drive past? :)

Hahaha. Just saw my call log and it made me laugh.

Omg. BEST breakfast ever. Perfectly ripe peaches, coffee, the New York Times & some Sheena Easton. #bitchyoubreakfast

And of course stupid human tricks ensued.

Delores Park with those nice British Lads.

...and I usually avoid the sunny side of the street.

I am feeling EEEXTRA sessy today. Lol.

Hahaha, but there's hope on another front...

Aaargh!!! Crisis!! I don't have my wallet!!!

Awww... left me a casual message with a nice man in San Francisco :) So Sweet.

But Düsseldorf is such an unfunny town... #whereisTaint

Stuck Like Glue to :)

My Panda Hut fortune cookie speaks truth. For once. Lol.

After a week in the desert drinking protein shakes, this Panda Hut looks amazing. #orangechickenupmylife

You gotta do something about that vicious killer of a guard dog though. At least no one is gonna fuck witchu!