The Jacques Cousteau of my bedroom. Half of what I say is meaningless.
@ElleEmmie I got all my hair cut off DON'T KILL ME.
Rain rain go away.
@realDonaldTrump DONALD. I found this on the ground today. Is it yours?
Little girl wrapped up warm on the tube, holding a bear.
Cleaned out my wallet. Found strange things. Think I need help.
@danbeames you'll have to wait in line...
Showing someone Arrested Development for the first time. Scribbled Maeby.
@subotnick so it turns out drawing Daria is fun.
Last new years eve was horrible for me, so I have drawn a celebratory picture of how awesome this new years eve is.
Went to the Science Museum and saw THIS classic display.
My potato - potential evil overlord.
The lady next to me has decided that her train ticket has bought her 1.5 seats.
I defy someone to find a worse Christmas cracker gift than THIS.
Merry Terrifying and a Happy New ARGH.
Made my own wrapping paper because, although I am poor, I am rich in potatoes, ink and paper.
I have a feeling this pub is owned by villains.
Girl on facebook has uploaded a photo of an old man on the train with a parrot on his shoulder. He's my new hero.
"You gurgling, cold, porcelain hussy... oh. Sorry."
Watched Moonrise Kingdom then did a thing.
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