These are the fictional ramblings of what it must feel like being The Amazing Bret Bielema. Like the real Bielema but way better.

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I googled you and found your Senior picture.

Good luck to Bo Ryan this weekend in the Final Four!

Went down to Shithole, OH--aka Columbus-- to see what Urban Meyer was up to. Caught a glimpse of his tackling drills.

Dreaming of Bo Ryan again, huh? RT : Just had, the most odd,strangest, gory dream about zombies..

Hey fuckbags in Columbus, here's a little reminder of my recruiting classes

Katy Perry should have sang "I kissed a mongo and I liked it".

Check out this tremendous physique. Takes a man to lift this trophy brah. Oh, and my $2.5M paychecks

They can this stuff? Ladies stop over to my place & I'll give you a fresh serving.

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Not sure how this happened, but woke up on a raft in the middle of the ocean. KDog played a joke on me. He's dead