Beans 'N' Toast

@Beans_n_Toast

Self-proclaimed, critically acclaimed tweeter.

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She probably wasn't expecting this... #GoodRacism

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Guy is proving he isn't racist to a FB friend & sends this--a picture of him and his black childhood sensei #gold

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Jason's already replaced me. He's called "Tobi".

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So posted a picture of their new promo yo-yos on Facebook yesterday... they still haven't got back to me.

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Mum let my brother eat my Easter egg so she got me these to make up for it.

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Strawberry champagne cupcake win! #Testosterone #Hetro #TitsAndSportsAndStuff

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#FatEnoughToDrownADolphin

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My poor mum worrying, after hearing of the shootings at 34th and 5th.

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Daily Fun with Ginge ()

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Here's Louis CK accepting his Webby for Person of the Year. Yeah, well done, Louis--call me when you learn JQuery.

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Today I attended a press conference with my CEO, the mayor of NYC, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo and Pepe.

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Jason the Arsenal fan in our mail room enjoying the Tottenham cake we got him for his Birthday. He's so happy!

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So I walk into a meeting to see this....

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Drunk brunch at Roberta's with Lucy. "I wish penis tasted like bacon," she said.

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Meant to tweet this on Saturday morning but I've been pretty wasted since then. #MyDrinkLooksLikeASaladMotherfucka

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My name is Shaun and I drink wine at work and develop Play-Doh #LikeABoss

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Christina bought me a present today. Not sure what she's trying to say?! I think she loves me.

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Aforementioned "Wellington The Bear" and "Superman" origami card from - The latest additions to my wall

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End of my Advent calendar today. Merry Christmas everyone!

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Look what I made for last night (you're welcome)

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