Self-proclaimed, critically acclaimed tweeter.
She probably wasn't expecting this... #GoodRacism
Guy is proving he isn't racist to a FB friend & sends this--a picture of him and his black childhood sensei #gold
Jason's already replaced me. He's called "Tobi".
So @GrubHub posted a picture of their new promo yo-yos on Facebook yesterday... they still haven't got back to me.
Mum let my brother eat my Easter egg so she got me these to make up for it.
Strawberry champagne cupcake win! #Testosterone #Hetro #TitsAndSportsAndStuff
My poor mum worrying, after hearing of the shootings at 34th and 5th.
Daily Fun with Ginge (@jacoblustig)
Here's Louis CK accepting his Webby for Person of the Year. Yeah, well done, Louis--call me when you learn JQuery.
Today I attended a press conference with my CEO, the mayor of NYC, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo and Pepe.
Jason the Arsenal fan in our mail room enjoying the Tottenham cake we got him for his Birthday. He's so happy!
So I walk into a meeting to see this....
Drunk brunch at Roberta's with Lucy. "I wish penis tasted like bacon," she said.
Meant to tweet this on Saturday morning but I've been pretty wasted since then. #MyDrinkLooksLikeASaladMotherfucka
My name is Shaun and I drink wine at work and develop Play-Doh #LikeABoss
Christina bought me a present today. Not sure what she's trying to say?! I think she loves me.
Aforementioned "Wellington The Bear" and "Superman" origami card from @ashjenk - The latest additions to my wall
End of my Advent calendar today. Merry Christmas everyone!
Look what I made for @emmamcdizzle last night (you're welcome)
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