Crystal Palace's first ever mascot.
EXCLUSIVE: Tony Blair IS the Devil.
Tom Daley's statement ... the full transcript.
So Miranda Hart - has a new DVD out ...
“One minute I was looking at him and then the next … we were hacking each other’s phones off!” - Rebekah Brooks
... he's still at it.
“Fuck ‘em, lads … they can all wear jumpers!” – @David_Cameron
"All right, my loves?" ... #BrucieFilms ... @ThePoke
Prince Philip Palpatine Piss-Pipes ... simply uncanny.
John Terry's STILL at it.
RUGBY NEWS: The British & Irish Lions show @David_Cameron their support for … Manu ‘Bunny Ears’ Tuilagi.
The hypocrisy of John Kerry ... and his Munster-sized erection for bombing the granny out of Syria.
Oh look, @RobbieWilliams has a new album out ...
The Badgers ... x
(... and @TheDailyMash)
NEWSFLASH: Simon Cowell confirms that all the rumours are true ... he is gay.
Beards for Simon Cowell's 'Beards' #beardsforthebeardless
'Hunt to Kill' ... #toryfilmposters.
'The Gove' ... #toryfilmposters.
Pretend heterosexual: Simon Cowell stunned by news that a socialite he has never penetrated is carrying his child.
John Terry becomes the first man in 77 years to win Wimbledon.
NEWSFLASH: Prince Charles, Camilla and their little friend ...
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